Sure you have enough weapons, wade?
I just signed into fan fiction.net for like the first time in like 2 years lmao
So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.
I’m dubious. I should read a passage:
It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
You have some explaining to do, Canada.
You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.
i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.”
I now have additional questions.
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious
It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”
I did not eat my french friend.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
wwhere is grambnda going???? help her
#they were there after Allison’s death#they saw what it did to her#constantly plucking strings and showing up at random places#just to hear her one more time#they can’t let it happen again#she was getting#not better#but okay#she was getting there#and now they’re back at square one#they’ve only known each other for a few scant months#but they would do anything#just to make her okay again (via actualhumanallisonargent)
no but remember how derek taught scott how to be a werewolf
imagine scott having to teach derek how to be human